December 29, 2007...8:14 am

Divorced!

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My Dear Ex wife,

Thank you very much for planning that elaborate scheme to drag me to Jordan and get me through the hell you just put me through.

I didn’t expect the love of my life to do this to me!

I knew we were having issues, and I knew you were so mean… But I didn’t know you were so full of hatred and so mean.

I’ve seen dogs who had more compassion towards their mates and children than you.

But hey, you know what? I’m way better off without you. I met a girl on the flight back and guess what, I will soon be UPGRADING to a decent, cuter, younger, prettier, more educated wife. So eat your heart out and enjoy your freedom.

The freedom, that I paid so dearly for you to enjoy.

I forgive you for everything you’ve done to me, but I will never forgive you for what you’ve done to our children.

May god curse you till the end of times

Your ex fool

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